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I bought a new car today, and by "bought" I mean "indebted myself to another bank for up to 4 years"

@brogepi we need a presidential candidate who listens to ska
we need a presidential candidate who listens to ska
we need a presidential candidate who listens to ska
we need a presidential candidate who listens to ska
we need a presidential candidate who listens to ska
we need a presidential candidate who listens to ska
we need a presidential candidate who listens to ska
we need a presidential candidate who listens to ska

Don't let Big Soft Drink fool you, Italian soda is just Italian dressing that's been run through a soda stream

@garfiald the ghost of hitler looked at us creating a whole new federal org called "the department of homeland security" and did a big ole fist pump

@laser
say what you want about george bush, but he was a shithead war criminal who doomed all of us to a lifetime of war

if your annoyed by the amount of space movies coming out, consider all the possible locations a film could take place in. space is like 99.9% of them dumb ass

socialist? more like sociaLIT boost if you agree

9/11, sincere 

the reason it’s almost impossible for people who grew up during 9/11 to take it seriously is that for many of us the patriotic protonationalistic fervor was the first hint that The Adults were Not Okay and that there was some kind of sick corruptive force deep inside american society

the term "vegan leather" makes me irrationally mad just say plastic and admit you're part of the problem too

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es.muy.moe

still trying to get the blackjack and hookers