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Yeah I'm not sure about that takeaway, Vice. The biggest node on the Mastodon network is actually my ass

Some of you still check Twitter and it shows

Game of Thrones is just anime for people with bank accounts

there is a nonzero chance that at one point robin williams was on a forum arguing about end of evangelion theories; and i think that’s beautiful

I have a weighted comforter and I sleep better underneath it but it's fucking 81F in this room already so I guess I'll just toss and turn in a pool of my own sweat all night

say what you will about amazon but at least they make the packages run on time

I'm perfectly comfortable ordering random garbage direct from china and knowing it'll take somewhere between 3 weeks and 6 months to arrive

but when I order something from a US website and learn it's gonna take an entire week to reach me, I'm fuckin livid

staying up until like 3Am with my best friend playing GTA3 and crawling over every square inch of the city looking for cool shit was probably peak video gaming for me. that game was fucking revolutionary

when you fill a (non-kitchen) garbage can, do you

miles edgeworth doing that incredibly smug shrug before presenting the results of the gamer girl bathwater dna test

When the American white bread is traveling and doesn’t want to be hated

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers