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the fucking fan knob broke off my car today

I think it knows I'm gonna trade it in soon :blobnervous:

Hey, wouldn’t it be *fun* if we held the US accountable for all their war crimes, just like we do for every other nation?

it's possible I will spend the rest of my life wondering whether I prefer Dumb Dumb or Ice Cream Cake

was tired and about to go to bed so I opened my media player to pick a wake-up song

maybe I'll listen to random kpop singles for the next 8 hours

If someone had the fortune to be able to save 100% of a six-figure salary (say, $100,000/year in this case), it would take 10 years to save up 1 million. It would take 10,000 years to save up 1 billion.

Billionaires should not exist. Not in a perfect world, and certainly not in our imperfect one.

I generally hate OS updates (they just break the features I use in favor of capitalist trash) but my phone's got android 10 now and not only is there a systemwide dark mode option, but they un-removed the app switcher button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re in the water dressed like ross from friends absolutely nailing a routine, we’re synchronised schwimmers

tired: this game is a metroidvania with a dark souls bent

wired: dark souls was always a metroidvania, making the comment above superfluous

inspired: dark souls is just punch-out with a hub-world

going to read the thicc elf manga to motivate myself to go to the gym

tests are showing emptiness levels at 100%

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Harry Potter and the Big Arse of Shite

uspol opinion that really shouldn't be unpopular 

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers