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the fucking fan knob broke off my car today

I think it knows I'm gonna trade it in soon :blobnervous:

i only accept apologies in the form of changed behavior

Hey, wouldn’t it be *fun* if we held the US accountable for all their war crimes, just like we do for every other nation?

They say to dress for the job you want, not the job you have

it's possible I will spend the rest of my life wondering whether I prefer Dumb Dumb or Ice Cream Cake

was tired and about to go to bed so I opened my media player to pick a wake-up song

maybe I'll listen to random kpop singles for the next 8 hours

If someone had the fortune to be able to save 100% of a six-figure salary (say, $100,000/year in this case), it would take 10 years to save up 1 million. It would take 10,000 years to save up 1 billion.

Billionaires should not exist. Not in a perfect world, and certainly not in our imperfect one.

I generally hate OS updates (they just break the features I use in favor of capitalist trash) but my phone's got android 10 now and not only is there a systemwide dark mode option, but they un-removed the app switcher button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re in the water dressed like ross from friends absolutely nailing a routine, we’re synchronised schwimmers

tired: this game is a metroidvania with a dark souls bent

wired: dark souls was always a metroidvania, making the comment above superfluous

inspired: dark souls is just punch-out with a hub-world

going to read the thicc elf manga to motivate myself to go to the gym

If the moon hit my eye I'd be fucking dead mate

tests are showing emptiness levels at 100%

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers