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There are three kinds of people in the world:

- People who think AOL instant messenger was better than the chat programs we have now

- People who think IRC was better than the chat programs we have now

- People who are wrong

becoming a luddite but exclusively for crypto currencies and literally in the sense that me and a gang of people dressed in 16th century english clothing are gonna smash up banks of server computers with sledge hammers while yelling about the queen and labor rights

the color balance is off, this orange filament is too red, but I don't think it comes through in photos

In many cultures waking up with a Limp Bizkit song in your head is a sign of good fortune and associated with happiness and wealth

had a jalapeno to use and won't get a chance to cook tomorrow so I diced the entire thing into 5 grilled cheese sandwiches and let me just say:


me on the federated timeline: “oh this post is terrible, i’m switching back to the home timeline”

me on the home timeline: “oh, i follow them, i get to read it again”

"On May 13th, 2019, the website was permanently shut down; any attempts to connect to the website now results in timeout errors."


i can't believe ebaumsworld outlived YTMND. what the fuck

trying to resist the urge to re-check the "add text formatting to mastodon" github issue and get real mad /again/

@Gargron eugen come on we all just want to add bold text and such not write blogs 😩

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers