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aw fuck yeah literally the only reason i wanted a 360 was to play the old halos this whips

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mood: thinking about how damn perfect chopsticks are for eating gross junk food that leaves dust or powder on your hands, despite that probably not being the orignal-use-case

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BORN TO SNEEZE
WORLD IS A CHOO
Allergy Season 1989
I am gesundheit
410,757,864,530 USED TISSUES

I've been using a (clean) self-healing craft mat as a cutting board for vegetables and I'd definitely recommend it. idk if I'm gonna die of e.coli next week or w/e but it's way better than any actual cutting board I could get for this price

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Headbutt a wasp nest. Who cares, we'll all be dead soon.

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if your chat platform doesn’t support /me, it’s garbage

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about to go feral on these people who have a phone conversation with airpods in on the bus

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Oh jesus, it occurs to me a lot of you weren't even alive for the hamster dance

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Literally every study done on the topic: “the best thing for affluent kids is to go to school where household income is diverse. It actually makes everyone more empathetic and learn to work with people despite perceived differences.”

Rich people: “no”

Politicians: “we’ve listened to both sides and decided to draw lines around the rich schools to keep the poors out”

why has my mastodon instance stopped displaying image embeds from botsin.space? did that instance switch to pleroma or something?

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tearing down trees that corporations hired people to plant because “it doesn’t count” or “this tree planting feels forced”

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guys really difficult concept but like just imagine dragons, like, imagine, dragons, imagine them, whoa really mind blowing, let's make shit music

if a presidential candidate was running on a platform of, like, incarcerating every high school graduate in the country or some shit,

but also said "hey I wanna abolish daylight savings forever",

I'd have to honestly consider voting for them

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es.muy.moe

still trying to get the blackjack and hookers