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there was a box of boston creme donuts on the counter so I ate one and spoiled my dinner.

it wasn't even good, it was extremely nutmeggy

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me: kpop is not valid, you weebs

also me: *downloaded FLAC versions of my favorite Naruto openings*

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strange work anecdote thing Show more

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no one:

me: "biceps" is actually singular. the plural is "bicepss"

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joinpleroma.org but its just like apt get install elixir git clone pleroma make install
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I always feel bad for those named Kaylee, or Kayleigh, or Kailey, or Kaylie, or Cayley, or Kaleigh, or Kailee, or Kaley, or Kayley, or Caleigh, or Keily, or Cayleigh, or Kayli, or Cailey, or Kaily, or Kayle, or Kaileigh, or Kaili, or Kaylei, or Keylee, or Kalie, or Kaylea, or Keyli, or Calie, or Cailee, or Kalee, or Caylie, or Caileigh, or Kaeli, or Kalei, or Kailea, or Kaeleigh, or Caylie, or Kaelee, or Caley, or Kailie, or Kaeley, or Kailei, or Keiley, or Keilly, or Kaely, or Keyleigh, or Keilee, or Keili, or Calee, or Kaelie, or Cayley, or Kayly, or Keileigh, or Keylie, or Keyly, or Kayelee, or Kaile, or Caeli, or Kayliegh, or Caeley, or Kaliegh, or Caylei, or Khaylee, or Caeleigh, or Kayliee, or Khailee, or Khailey, or Cayli, or Cailie, or Keyle, or Keylli, or Kayeleigh, or Kaelly, or Caelie, or Caliegh, or Caelee, or Keylly, or Caily, or Kailly, or Keighley.

My heart goes out to them. You have my sympathy. May you one day meet someone who doesn't ask you how to spell your name.
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social networks suck so I guess fedi isn't a social network
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I like to think I'm up on politics but I can probably name more famous internet cats than members of congress

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ARTICLE WRITERS, every couple of months:
"We should get rid of the penny! One HUNDRETH of a dollar is so small it is practically valueless!"

GAS STATIONS, doubling down:
$2.35⁹

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whao, a dick that’s so big it warps bathroom tiles in the photos background

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i'm intrigued by star trek computers

1. they always work as intended
2. if there *is* a problem with them, they violently explode
3. they are entirely maintained by a lone unlucky, angry, irish engineer

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Sometimes you find a rolled-up bit of tinfoil acting as a fuse, but some previous tech put some FINESSE into doing the Wrong Thing

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers