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Hey newbies to Mastodon, literally all celebrity accounts here are fake. Even the z-listers.

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@theartguy
It's important to note that Twitter, tumblr etc could also read your dms. No matter what site you are on you should be cautious what you dm.

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NOTE TO NEW USERS:

Mastodon's a cool place, but it's private like a local coffee shop, not a home bathroom.

Remember that the admin of your instance can see EVERYTHING you post, including direct posts. They can even disable 2 factor authentication, if you have it enabled (and you should. No really, enable that stuff now.)

Bottom line: Find an instance where you feel you can trust your admin, and don't send direct toots unless you trust the admin at the recipient's instance as well.

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Okay so tumblr is banning rotating cubes saying it's porn and facebook banned saying "i'm gay" saying it's sexual solicitation and Twitter always seemed like it could disappear at any moment

I feel like we need to be getting ready for Mass Migration to Mastodon, which means we need to fix anything that keeps Mastodon from being usable, and there is in fact something that keeps Mastodon from being usable, there's one specific thing, it's this:

github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

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everythings good when youre holding a cat

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okay yeah so, this site is very welcoming to NSFW content and stuff, but please make sure that everything lewd is placed under a CW or at the very least, marked as sensitive with text like "lewd, NSFW, 18+" in the post so that people can know what's there! Also, if you notice porn that's not hidden properly, don't boost it!

I've only eaten one stick of string cheese all day and maybe I shouldn't've drank that whole bottle of beer

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gonna start swearing so people think i'm cool and grownup

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[18:29:09] <pea> the word "wilwheatonkin" caused my skin to physically crawl off of my body, thank you
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Content Warnings are not for "offensive content" (although offensive content should be under a CW)

they are for people to consent to the consent to reading/interacting with more Serious or Harmful topics

it's not self-censorship. it's providing the subject matter to folks before they engage with the content so they can choose to interact or disengage based on their well-being and other things

yesterday morning I put clearasil in my hair instead of product and had to rinse it out in the sink

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anyways, make sure you vote me God when the next elections roll around in 3000. I promise to make anime real and explode everyone with more than a million dollars.

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Mastodon pro: I can't search for stuff to get mad at
Mastodon con: I can't search for stuff to get mad at

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"i bought 10 broken mega drives to fix for fun and only one ended up being bad"

what a problem to have!
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oh gosh EVA on netflix will probably offer to skip openings and endings like how dare they

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers