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be sure to reset your clocks because of stupid daylight savings time

also be sure to demand your politicians get rid of this crap.

THUG 2 was released more than 14 years ago, which makes Crayola Scoot legitimately the best Tony Hawk game released in the past decade

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if a baby duck is called a duckling, then what is a regular duck called

no fucking thanks, sega. who the hell is this for?

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honestly rude to name your company Amazon if you don't come from a society of powerful warrior women

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If y’all buy me one of those elaborate Japanese toilets I’ll TOTALLY fuck it.

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[extremely ducktales voice] wound cube, woo-ooh

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Why does the government make it so hard to fake your own death

Today I was able to properly sleep in.
For the first time in months, I was not woken up before noon on my day off by a phone call from an unknown number.

Consequently I feel good and had enough energy to finish my entire to-do list early

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TWITTER: three hundred thousand people all liveblogging Blizzcon 2019
MASTODON: three hundred people all declaring their lustful attraction for a paramedic training tool

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comparing apples to oranges makes a lot of sense. they share a lot of categories.

I'm following a mix of nerds and anime/video game nerds (frequently the same people anyway) so there's always a fair amount of acronym collisions.
This week:
"Why are so many people talking about Shin Megami Tensei?"

one of those days where the timeline moves so fast I keep favoriting random things while I'm trying to expand the CWs below them

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okay but hear me out here: IRCv3, over ActivityPub

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in what universe do you grow up "pledging allegiance to the flag" and not wind up thinking your country might be a tad fashy

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers