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did you know: this website has a mute button you can use if you dont like someones posts and you dont have to start a moral crusade to cancel them

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@swirlz getting PLANB tattooed on my knuckles so the baby factory knows who's sending back broken storks

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why dont you ding dang kids ahegao to church and get baptized in the lords fluids

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Jesus, Jenna Marbles is still posting content on YouTube in the Year of Our Lord 2019. That's so sad. :/

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@ilovecomputers my favorite "rings are dangerous and impractical" fact is that there's an entire industry making soft semi-disposable silicone wedding bands for people who work with machinery and don't want to lose fingers.
Plus the tungsten bands that'll shatter rather than crush

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@pea
probably!
the way the function is written in my zshrc, I could probably add a length check rather than just blindly vomiting text. So far I haven't needed to care though

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Just had a flashback to elementary school when we all got mad when Lemony Snicket was supposed to come to our school but he cancelled and his publicist did it instead, and I JUST REALIZED ITS BECAUSE LEMONY SNICKET ISN’T A REAL PERSON AND THE “PUBLICIST” WAS THE ACTUAL AUTHOR

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Everyone talks about Sicko Mode, but no one has yet to use their PTO Mode. Please be sure to use those hours before December 31, 2019. Those hours will not roll over to 2020.

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers