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It seems like ending robocalls everywhere and for everyone should be something that shouldhave happened already.

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Repeat after me:
Auomatic Anti-fraud measures (or any automated moderation action for that matter) is bad, and I will never, ever do that.
If I will ever want to implement automatic moderation measures, I will implement automatic flagging measures and leave investigation to human beings.
I will NOT trust robots to take action against humans.

help I can't stop listening to nillili mambo

my favorite thing about this computer is how I'm using 100% digital audio, proper fuckin optical TOSLINK and shit, and I still hear buzzing when I scroll down on a web page

LE is credited as a writer on most of EXID's singles and she's also got one of the most distinctive voices in kpop AND SHE ALSO COWROTE TROUBLEMAKER OH MY GOD en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LE_(rapp

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my hard drive platter remains perfectly still as the rest of the computer rotates at 7200RPM

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look i cant take libertarians telling me everyone is selfish seriously when every person whos every worked with wood has built at least one bird house

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me: computer is good, computer can solve problem
me, after trying to get my computer to do sound how i want it to: Fuck Computer, Computer Solves Nothing, Computer Is Scourge On The World

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You ever sit in a meeting and think "my entire organization is run by absolute fools"?

nearly 8 hours of unbroken, restful sleep?

what's the catch

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Minimum ages in the US:
buy cigarettes: 18
smoke cigarettes: 20
vote: 22
marital sex: 23
buy alcohol: 25
pre-marital sex: 26
drink alcohol: 27
rent a car: must be a boomer
join the military: 14
buy a gun (in person): 11
buy a gun (online): 12
drive a tractor: 7

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers