waiting on a firmware update for my headphones because 2019 is trash

"uhh my headphones need to connect to a special app to make them work good and i forgot to charge my cigarette" said the hero of a bullshit cyberpunk novel noone would ever read called the year 2019

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"oh shit my thermostat got a virus that helped ddos a gamer and now my doorbell is turning me in to the police" said dirk chuggly as he cracked open an energy drink aerated with real nitrous oxide

@burgin I'm honestly surprised no one makes a nitro energy drink. Maybe I'll buy a NOS, make it flat then try it

@Authoritimmy @burgin

nitrous makes tinier bubbles that carbon dioxide, hence that creamy texture to nitro beverages.

the idea of an energy drink with rich, creamy mouthfeel is intriguing and can only be presumed absent from the market because focus groups were filled with cowards that day.

@jackdaw_ruiz @Authoritimmy there was a nitro-fizzed monster variant on the market in the US 4+ years ago. they put it in those neat cans with the screw-on aluminum cap

It tasted flat imo

(sorry for responding to a yesterday thread)


@jackdaw_ruiz it'd prob be legitimately flat by now even if you found one ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌

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