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I've never related more with a cartoon character (minor spoilers for a 30 year old anime)

we didn't know to clean NES cartridges, so I'd go over to my cousins' and play nintendo and we'd put in mario bros and his sprite would be corrupted so the leg animation overlayed on his head and we'd just be like "welp, mario's head is split again. whatever."

not sure how I stumbled into a youtube video of someone playing bubble bobble, but holy shit that music brings me back

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if cricket's so cool how come it's not in rocket league?????

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I'm probably capable of having a strong opinion on just about anything

I didn't get a cellphone until after Nextel died but I just remembered that push-to-talk thing they had.
Can you imagine living that nightmare? Someone having the power to engage you in conversation, remotely, instantly, with no warning at all?

2018's pretty fucked up but at least it's not 2004

...the self checkout gave me 7 dimes and one quarter in change.

robots are jerks

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i hate it when i'm watching porn and there's this unattractive laptop in the shot. why won't they use HP spectres, the sexiest laptop on the market, which would make me much more aroused

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*logs on to mastodon and sees posts about sexy laptops*
ah, i see i can finally talk about how much i wanna fuck my laptop
*sees that the posts are actually criticising the sexy laptops*
oh :(

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every bird site post is tainted with the spirit of bird site, it is a real thing
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i always end up unfollowing crossposters eventually no matter how much i like their posts
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the best way to describe my generation is, old enough to remember waterbeds, but not old enough to have ever fucked on a waterbed

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Together we can turn capitalism into capitalwasm

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Every 4 hours or so I think about how the genius at the apple store two weeks ago referred to the standard 3.5 mm headphone / aux jack as an "obsolete technology" and I just get fuming mad

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers