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Lupin III is the Scooby Doo of anime.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

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Following someone feels almost like an endorsement, to me, which is unfortunate. There are certain users I'd like to keep an eye on, the same way I'd keep an eye on a truck that's gradually drifting out of its lane

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I've never related more with a cartoon character (minor spoilers for a 30 year old anime)

intrusive thought, horror, i have genuinely no idea how to tag this 

failure levels are 62% and rising

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this is still the most compelling piece of propaganda I think I've ever seen


if you don't consider 5:30am to be "the middle of the fucking night", I don't want to be around you

fbi agent: so why exactly did you say you were "going to get all gakked up on Mucinex DM and drive a 1976 ford pinto into the pentagon" what did that mean
me, drinking out of a 64 ounce big gulp: i just thought saying that kicked ass and ruled mostly

@ross While the rest of you were out "partying," I was standing by a black SUV, lighting a cigarette while a small briefcase changed hands

Drinking is for losers. Cool guys let loose by sitting in a dark room waiting for a phone to ring, at which time they answer the phone, say “understood”, and walk purposefully out the door.

based on all the spammer and gab bullshit lately, I just wanna give a big shout out to all the instance admins and mods who are blocking people and instances left and right and doing their best to protect their users. yall the mvps

I’m a simple man. I see a cactus, I slap my hand down on it.

i was afraid i lost this image forever from knzk shutting down, but it's back baby

today is the only day you can boost this but only if you also live in purple grid world

dragon quest builders looks pretty good and I'd love to play it but I extremely do not need another timesink game like that

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers