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Following someone feels almost like an endorsement, to me, which is unfortunate. There are certain users I'd like to keep an eye on, the same way I'd keep an eye on a truck that's gradually drifting out of its lane

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I've never related more with a cartoon character (minor spoilers for a 30 year old anime)

posting from michabo. definitely not feature complete. definitely fuckin SNAPPY

waiting patiently for @kaniini 's new client to be available for non-technical windows users because I'm too dumb and angry to compile it in my kubuntu VM

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sometimes #Pleroma works like

/users/number

sometimes like

/users/flake

why?
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whoever pulls the knife from the gator's head is the new king of texas

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me rushing from one distraction to another so I don't have to be alone with my thoughts or improve myself in any way

turning my car into a shitpost, kpop 

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Skrillex's Spotify picture has the sqme energy as someone seeing you still listen to Skrillex in 2019

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ActivityPub breathalyzer when?

Just kidding, I can't toot sober.

I've had 4 or 5 3M command strips peel themselves off walls/similar over the past week. all of them held for several months beforehand.

it hasn't been particularly warm recently but it has been muggy - I guess humidity fucks them up? if that's true it makes them useless in michigan

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extremely lewd niche kinks 

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sitting at my computer desk repeatedly shouting things like "FUCK OFF WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT" at my optical insurance provider's website

normal friday night shit

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JUST SAW A MAN RIDING TWO ELECTRIC SCOOTERS AT THE SAME TIME. ONE FOOT ON EACH. ENOUGH ENERGY TO KILL GOD

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es.muy.moe

still trying to get the blackjack and hookers