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Lupin III is the Scooby Doo of anime.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

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Following someone feels almost like an endorsement, to me, which is unfortunate. There are certain users I'd like to keep an eye on, the same way I'd keep an eye on a truck that's gradually drifting out of its lane

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I've never related more with a cartoon character (minor spoilers for a 30 year old anime)

Never played a Dark Souls game so I'm gonna try doing a speedrun from the beginning. Here we go.

Update: my character died while the game was installing

Using wormhole I accidently zipped the entire Touhou Lossless Music Collection, So now I have this

hogwarts student: professor, why is this ice becoming water. is it some sort of slow acting transfiguration spell
professor: no one in the world knows why that happens. now hurry up, you're about to be late for the class where you stare at tea and make things up based on what it looks like

thinking about how hogwarts didnt have a science class but they had a fortune telling elective that most everybody agreed was bullshit

picture of a nazi in a mc’ds with a comically large shield 

This is still my favorite meme in the "pastel vaporwave-looking stuff with slime font" category.

into darkness is the only good star wars film

woke up so early my computer is still in f.lux nighttime mode
which seems wrong because sunrise was 3 hours ago

it's been 7 years now and call me maybe is still incredible

I once added smegma to the wikipedia list of American cheeses and it was there for like 3 weeks 👌

nice nice nice i'm watching a video with a lot of quotes from this one paper and this finally appeared on the screen

I will literally never stop calling the fediverse a website

Can't believe Dutch is a real language. "ziie oot njit dit noot." Fuck does that mean, you Martian?

minors dont interact 

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers