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Following someone feels almost like an endorsement, to me, which is unfortunate. There are certain users I'd like to keep an eye on, the same way I'd keep an eye on a truck that's gradually drifting out of its lane

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I've never related more with a cartoon character (minor spoilers for a 30 year old anime)

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did you know: there are sites on the internet that aren't Homestuck

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oh yeah today was earth day so i guess it's as good a time as any to go on the record saying that if you like cryptocurrency you should actually be ashamed of yourself

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i dont know if hakko is pronounced "hakko", "hakko", or "hakko", so i'm just going to say "fucko" from now on

maybe the real cryptid is the friends we made along the way

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they finally made it, everyone. the worst possible hat

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When will a user ask for money on masto and then use it to fuel a ponzi scheme or a death cult or something? Im ready for a tumblr scandal. We need to steal some bones.

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Sure, I like cryptids:

C̸͠҉ ryptids
c Ṛ̷̝͉̙̬̬ yptids
cr Y͞҉̧͟ ptids
cry P̵̶͡҉ tids
cryp T҉͢͟͢ ids
crypt I͏̵͜͞ ds
crypti D̛͟ s
cryptid S͏̶̴͓̱̦̻̻̰͙͚̺͕̪͓̭̰͈̳̤̹ͅ

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This is what users do when you create an intuitive UI.

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working on the windows program compatibility team must be hell on earth

cc @OCRbot

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Guess I'll have to defrag my hard drive again....

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my soul isn't allowed to yeet itself from this mortal coil until tekken x street fighter comes out, so basically i'm going to be immortal

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today is easter, which is the 100 year anniversary of when the romans tried to kill God. to celebrate we eat hard boiled eggs and fake grass.

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers