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Following someone feels almost like an endorsement, to me, which is unfortunate. There are certain users I'd like to keep an eye on, the same way I'd keep an eye on a truck that's gradually drifting out of its lane

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I've never related more with a cartoon character (minor spoilers for a 30 year old anime)

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It seems like ending robocalls everywhere and for everyone should be something that shouldhave happened already.

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Repeat after me:
Auomatic Anti-fraud measures (or any automated moderation action for that matter) is bad, and I will never, ever do that.
If I will ever want to implement automatic moderation measures, I will implement automatic flagging measures and leave investigation to human beings.
I will NOT trust robots to take action against humans.

help I can't stop listening to nillili mambo

my favorite thing about this computer is how I'm using 100% digital audio, proper fuckin optical TOSLINK and shit, and I still hear buzzing when I scroll down on a web page

LE is credited as a writer on most of EXID's singles and she's also got one of the most distinctive voices in kpop AND SHE ALSO COWROTE TROUBLEMAKER OH MY GOD en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LE_(rapp

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my hard drive platter remains perfectly still as the rest of the computer rotates at 7200RPM

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look i cant take libertarians telling me everyone is selfish seriously when every person whos every worked with wood has built at least one bird house

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me: computer is good, computer can solve problem
me, after trying to get my computer to do sound how i want it to: Fuck Computer, Computer Solves Nothing, Computer Is Scourge On The World

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You ever sit in a meeting and think "my entire organization is run by absolute fools"?

nearly 8 hours of unbroken, restful sleep?

what's the catch

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Minimum ages in the US:
buy cigarettes: 18
smoke cigarettes: 20
vote: 22
marital sex: 23
buy alcohol: 25
pre-marital sex: 26
drink alcohol: 27
rent a car: must be a boomer
join the military: 14
buy a gun (in person): 11
buy a gun (online): 12
drive a tractor: 7

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers