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I've never related more with a cartoon character (minor spoilers for a 30 year old anime)

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The installer for DOOM (1993), when compressed, is 2.39MB.

Loading Mastodon in your web browser requires ~2.75MB of file transfers.

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reminder that this isn't the darkest timeline

it could be worse, we could live in a universe where windows uses forward-slashes for file paths and everything else uses backslashes

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heh i get it. they're called toots because there's an elephant and they go toot

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the reason you need to CW your nudes and porn isn't because someone might be at work. it's because someone might not want to see nudes or porn.

this message has been brought to you by the association of people in favor of content warnings that actually say what the content is.

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2 series that need a revival on switch: f zero and paper mario
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A lot of people think of mayo as the white ppl condiment but the real white condiment is ketchup:

- red, the color of blood white ppl love to spill

- flows out across your plate consuming everything like a colonizer

- sickly sweet and tangy and unspiced like all garbage white cuisine

- unlike mayo, it cannot be used as an ingredient in anything, it does not assimilate, it only seeks to dominate

- it's fucking gross

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I'm not on knzk anymore, I have my own instance and this is now my account. Please boost follow etc because the knzk blackout makes it extremely hard for me to interact with people, so no one is getting my notifications that I moved. :derpyupsidedown: 💕

people talk about the user leaderboard 'feature' as if gargron did it in order to solve a problem, but idk if I've seen anyone bother communicating what that perceived "problem" is, and I can't figure it out on my own

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@Gargron why do we need to know who is the most popular/recent, anyway? why even have the local timeline

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mastodon directory but every single person makes a hand-curated list of people they recommend other people follow and they use the tag #ff

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misheard the woman in my local shop and thus replied to the question 'how are you'' with 'no thanks' :blobdab:

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morningly reminder to myself and everyone else to get out of bed, take meds, eat breakfast, and continue shitposting on mastodon throughout all of it

the katamari reroll demo only contains the very first stage and it was entirely enough to convince me I need this game

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still trying to get the blackjack and hookers